Seventeen Again

“Don’t buy me any clothes.” he said vehemently.
“Why ever not?” she asked.
“Well, they say when you do that, the relationship ends.” he answered.
“Nonsense,” she replied and proceeded to buy him some trendy clothes.
He seemed to love them. She noticed he wore them quite often.
A month later, she realized he had been cheating on her with several women.
She broke up with him.
“Do you have any regrets about your relationship,” her friend asked.
“Oh, yes. I do have one big regret,” she answered. “I should have bought him clothes as soon as we started dating!”

This is my tongue-in-cheek take on The Writer’s Post Thursday Prompt hosted by Debbie Doglady. Her prompt: Regrets.