Funny Quotes About Books On #bookloversday

Happy Book Lovers Day! If you’re a book lover, you might, like me, love collecting funny quotes about books and book lovers. What better day than today for me to share them with you. 🙂

1. A book a day keeps reality away.

2. You can’t buy happiness but you can buy books and that’s kind of the same thing.

3. The great thing about books is that there are no commercials.

4. Be careful of reading health books. You might die of misprint. – Mark Twain

5. Always read something that makes you look good if you die in the middle of it. – P J O’Rouke

6. I am simply a ‘book drunkard.’Books have the same irresistible temptation for me that liquor has for its devotee. I cannot withstand them. — L.M. Montgomery

1. Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. — Groucho Marx

2. Never judge a book by its movie. — J.W. Eagan

3. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx

1. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. — Jerry Seinfield

Here are some words that can be used to talk about my crazy love of books!

librocubicularist — A person who reads in bed.

abibliphobia — a fear of running out of reading material

book-bosomed — someone who carries a book at all times.

bibliophagist — a devourer of books.

bibliotaph — a reader who hoards her books and protects them from others.

readultry — the act of being unfaithful to one book by reading another simultaneously.